Tesco Vee of the Meatmen and Touch & Go [http://www.touchandgobook.com] infamy sells his soul to the devil for a chance to visit Baltimore! Insane but 100% accurate travelogue captures Baltimore's sweaty charms, starting with a debriefing with dangerous young John Waters in his office, and swerving through a lascivious pre-Internet underbelly of strip clubs, wig stores, beer bars, thrift stores, massage parlors, and other sleazy spots.